In no particular order, the ten things that I hate about the EU are:
1) Their wild assertion that straight cucumbers is a eurosceptic myth. The legislation can be found below:
They must:
- be well developed
- be well shaped and practically straight (maximum height of the arc: 10 mm per 10 cm of length of the cucumber)
Source: Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88 of 15 June 1988 laying down quality standards for cucumbers
2) The blatant disregard for democracy shown in its workings.
3) The obvious favouritism towards France and Germany. Why must we give up our rebate while they do not give up their CAP?
4) The bonkers legislation that comes out of Brussels, e.g. straight cucumbers, bendy bananas, harmonising sun cream etc.
5) Their belief that they are more important than the member states. They can overrule our parliament and introduce laws without consulting it.
6) The waste of British taxes. Why must the whole brigade migrate to Strasbourg once a month? What a waste of money.
7) Fraud. A conservative estimate is that £5bn a year is lost to fraud. Actual figure is probably double. Even the EU's own accountants agree to this.
8) The Brussels gravy train. Euro MPs get ridiculous expenses, and so do its civil servants.
9) The reams of unnecesary legislation that comes out of it. Approximately 75% of our laws originate from the EU. We've only been members for 34 years.
10) The fact that it is run by an unelected bureaucrat. Step forward Jose Manuel Barroso.
Please comment if I have missed anything out.